Category: Getting Laid

Drunk Texts And Better Judgement

I have sat on a number for weeks, then ruined my own nerves with wine. Want and wisdom do not clock in at the same time.

Size Shock, 25/08/2026

Last night with the girls started the usual way, proper loud and messy in some random Shoreditch bar that smelled…

Hook-Up Glow, 19/08/2026

It started soft, the way the best ones sometimes do. We met outside that bar in Dalston after the girls…

Proper Night, 15/08/2026

It began the way the best ones always seem to, with that low hum of possibility in a crowded Hackney…

Dirty Secret, 29/07/2026

The night started ordinary enough, just another Friday with the girls in a crowded East London bar, the kind where…

And Then There’s This Guy…

This my friends, will get very graphic, but I need to set it up first. So I met Scott through…

Morning After, 12/03/2026

I woke slow this morning, the kind of slow that only happens when every bit of you still carries the…

Random Spark, 07/02/2026

I still cannot quite believe how quickly everything shifted last night. One minute I was leaning against the sticky bar…